putting a caption under a picture or on a post is like shouting out your comment in the middle of class when no one actually cares
putting it in the tags is like whispering it to the person next to you then you both laugh and then the teacher asks you whats wrong and you can’t tell them so they send you to the principals office for disturbing the class but instead of actually going to the office you do a backflip out the window and land in a convertible driven by the president
Okay so I was walking through the store when suddenly! Pasta salad!
No like that’s what this product is called. Suddenly pasta salad. SUDDENLY PASTA SALAD. And like I understand that it’s a box of stuff that you add to pasta and suddenly it’s pasta salad. Okay cool, sounds pretty useful to me. But god that suddenly in the name. It just makes it sound so… sudden. You know? like you pull back the shower curtain and pasta salad!!!! You look in the mirror and what’s that behind you? It’s pasta salad. you hear a strange noise and pasta salad. you turn the corner and pasta salad. SUDDENLY PASTA SALAD. JUST OUT OF NOWHERE. ALL OF A SUDDEN. OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT. IT’S PASTA SALAD. Whatever happened here it happened suddenly, nobody had time to get out of the way, they say as they survey the pasta salad covered scene.
Like okay here’s a play along at home game, put on your best movie trailer voice and say “it was a quiet town… a peaceful town… when suddenly, pasta salad!” Or even just use your regular voice, unless your movie trailer voice is your regular voice, I don’t know your life, to say pretty much any sentence that would have suddenly in it but then after suddenly you say pasta salad. Then say another one. There you go, I just gave you enough jokes to sustain yourself maybe for the rest of your life.
sonia look what’s on my dash again
There’s a time and place for everything, and I believe it’s called ‘fan fiction’.
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| — | Joss Whedon (via allonblack) |
right now, at this very moment, there are people in Las Vegas for Punk Rock Bowling and not a one of them is me
THIS IS AN OUTRAGE
*flips table*
If it actually started raining men I think I’d just start crying and be really terrified and not leave my house and just curl up into a ball and pretend I couldn’t hear the slamming of bodies falling upon my roof under no circumstances would I think “hallelujah”
What would the personal soundtrack of each of your characters be?
omg, prodigy, pink floyd, and clash.
do you know how happy this made me though like
I don’t think you do
thank you guys for actually thinking about that question and answering it IT TELLS ME SO MUCH ABOUT ALL OF YOU and best cast best everything
omg what a perfect question and also Robert approving everyone’s choices <3
Shadowfax doesn’t always start up too smoothly.
And here it is, a Broship of the Ring anniversary offering! I drew it while watching The Fellowship of the Ring with my family tonight, just like old times. It should be big enough to use as a desktop wallpaper if you should so desire!
Lilo, why are you all wet?
This is actually heartbreaking when you remember Lilo tells Stitch her parents went for a drive, and the bad weather caused them to crash.
I always thought this scene was adorable
Wow thanks guy
Right in the childhood.
i never made that connection
oh my god! I never put two and two together. now I just feel like shit
heartbroken.
you fucker. you fucker. you just punched me in the feels, you asshole.
oh. oh. :(
